I have like, 1 and a half essays to do by tomorrow
something’s wrong with the car wash
No. SOMETHING’S WRONG WITH THAT CAR.
I have like, 1 and a half essays to do by tomorrow
I have discovered something.
Do not go on the Pokémon Battle Spot between the hours of 10:00 PM and 6:00 AM PST because the Japanese are on and they WILL kick your ass.
Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!
Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup
Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite
Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim
Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)
Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite
Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice
Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim
Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration
Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup
I don’t drink at all but if I did…
i bet u 5 dollars it was her first sext
Honestly I think it’s probably something on tumblr.
YOU AND ME
Folks enjoying Zhang Zhaohui’s interactive public art installation ‘You & Me’ set up in the famous 798 Art District in Beijing China. The body shaped metal frames are adult sized with small rocks sitting at the bases to allow for easy access into the cutouts.
*photo #2 AP Photo/Lee Jin-man
THIS WAS MY FIRST THOUGH WHEN I SAW THIS TOO. SOME SERIOUS CREEPYPASTA
WELL SHIT LEAST PRODUCTIVE ALL NIGHTER EVER.
I literally just pulled an all-nighter, and then when morning came around I took my meds and got more done in 25 minutes than the entire night. I still have a shitton of work that I need to do right now that I shouldn’t be spending on tumblr, but whatever. I’ll get it done, considering my recent boost in productivity.
Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever
Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.
Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.
Dr David Lewis, one of the UK’s leading stress specialists said: “‘Weightless’ induced the greatest relaxation – higher than any of the other music tested. Brain imaging studies have shown that music works at a very deep level within the brain, stimulating not only those regions responsible for processing sound but also ones associated with emotions.”
The study - commissioned by bubble bath and shower gel firm Radox Spa - found the song was even more relaxing than a massage, walk or cup of tea. So relaxing is the tune, apparently, that people are being Rex advised against listening to it while driving.
The top 10 most relaxing tunes were: 1. Marconi Union - Weightless 2. Airstream - Electra 3. DJ Shah - Mellomaniac (Chill Out Mix) 4. Enya - Watermark 5. Coldplay - Strawberry Swing 6. Barcelona - Please Don’t Go 7. All Saints - Pure Shores 8. AdelevSomeone Like You 9. Mozart - Canzonetta Sull’aria 10. Cafe Del Mar - We Can Fly
my muscles stopped functioning
I was so relieved this wasn’t a trick. Very soothing.
I might need to listen to this later tonight because after I pull an all nighter I don’t fall asleep easily for the next few days
Pokemon X and Y Wondertrade Christmas!
Make kids starting their new games on Christmas happy by sending them some useful Pokemon or little items! You might get a Pokemon without use for you back, but someone somewhere will be really happy about the things you sent!
No one expects you to send your precious items. Please think back to when you were young and playing the games. How precious was a rare candy to a lot of us? Or how great would it be to get an Eevee that is holding a fire or water stone and can be evolved into Flareon or Vaporeon? Make them smile and reblog if you like this idea :)
This is perfect! :)
CONSIDERING I HAVE SO MANY PROTEAN FROAKIES AND BOXES OF BOXES OF EEVEES I WILL DEFINITELY BE PARTICIPATING IN THIS
note to people in pokemon: if you send a trade request to somebody 46 times and they reject it every time, they probably don’t want to trade. Especially if the first time all you did was show off your pokemon.
look at this fucking guy
LIFE EXPECTANCY OH MY GOD. THOSE PRIVILEGED FEMALES AND THEIR AVERAGED 5 MORE YEARS TO LIVE
FEMALES HAVE AN AVERAGE OF 5 MORE YEARS TO LIVE IN SUCH A MYSOGYNISTIC SOCIETY
You can basically just assume, without even knowing what this thing is, that it is from Australia.
Fuck that shit this thing is a pokemon
Look at it’s skinny little legs!
what the fuck is it
is that a mouse
I think that is a kangaroo rat? I don’t know for sure and I’m too lazy to google it.
So I’ve been after a set of Shiny Eevees for a while in order to hold another giveaway!
Sort of another secret I’ve been keeping, hehehe.
- Marshmellow the Eevee ♂ - Adamant - Mischievous
- Coconut the Eevee ♂ - Rash - Alert to Sounds
- Cream the Eevee ♂ - Bold - Mischievous
- Crescent the Eevee ♂ - Timid - Alert to Sounds
Marshmellow and Coconut were discovered in the Friend Safari, and Cream and Crescent are Masuda Method babies. All of them are completely untouched.
- 1st Place - Chooses which Eevee they want first.
- 2nd Place - Chooses out of the three left.
- 3rd Place - Chooses out of the two left.
- 4th Place - Gets the final Eevee.
And ruley rule time!
- 1 Reblog and 1 Like per entrant
- You don’t have to be following me for this giveaway. However, if you are you get special bonuses! I will offer to change the nickname of the Eevee for you to whatever you’d like, as well as EV train them for you in whichever ways you’d like them trained.
- Leave your ask box open so I may contact you if you win, of course!
Giveaway ends on December 16th! All winners are required to respond me within 24 hours or someone else will be chosen.
Good luck everybody!
Woah there leafeon. Got to settle down a bit.