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brittafiltration:

electricalivia:

notsocolourblind:

hello-imaliveandwandwell:

hiroshimalated:

Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!

good to know

Reblogging every time this goes past

Educate yourself, know your rights and exercise them.

Important now more than ever!! Know your rights. Take the govt down if they violate these

directorlazard:

rapeculturerealities:

fuckyeahifightlikeagirl:

sweetsugaryshock:

beben-eleben:

For future reference.

Thank you.

For those who would ever need it. -C

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.

majortvjunkie:

why he lick me

that’s a statue

majortvjunkie:

why he lick me

that’s a statue

(Source: noisnotme)

All I do is play videogames so my bank account never changes

All I do is play videogames so my bank account never changes

(Source: coochiewalliwallie)

virska:

wendygirlyoumoveme:

tentacrab:

captain-who:

lustral:

lick-my-duck:

beepony:

xxknight-of-time:

godheadturntech:

chandeluresinitaly:

stitchingupthecircuitboard:

datalanis:

shimsil:

janksy:

windboner:

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

homosuck

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

one of these is not like the others

virska:

wendygirlyoumoveme:

tentacrab:

captain-who:

lustral:

lick-my-duck:

beepony:

xxknight-of-time:

godheadturntech:

chandeluresinitaly:

stitchingupthecircuitboard:

datalanis:

shimsil:

janksy:

windboner:

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

homosuck

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

one of these is not like the others

(Source: )

Aug 8
watsersnakes:

zooophagous:

h47ch:

A short list of animals I saw at Repticon: pythons, boas, geckos, toads, frogs, poison dart frogs, chameleons, spiders, gerbils, scorpions, hairless guinea pigs, sugar gliders, rabbits the size of dogs, a lemur, crabs, axolotls, a coatimundi, and a timber wolf.

BANANA

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE INVISIBLE VANISHING NINJA PYTHON!?

watsersnakes:

zooophagous:

h47ch:

A short list of animals I saw at Repticon: pythons, boas, geckos, toads, frogs, poison dart frogs, chameleons, spiders, gerbils, scorpions, hairless guinea pigs, sugar gliders, rabbits the size of dogs, a lemur, crabs, axolotls, a coatimundi, and a timber wolf.

BANANA

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE INVISIBLE VANISHING NINJA PYTHON!?

byyourleave:

I don’t understand, it’s just a dude running with some musi—/SCREAMING

zombies-and-glitter:

Look at this dumbass.  There is no part of the mouse in his mouth.  He’s just got it squished between his body and his head.  I have no words. …

It’s like a reverse noogie

zombies-and-glitter:

Look at this dumbass.
There is no part of the mouse in his mouth.
He’s just got it squished between his body and his head.
I have no words. …

It’s like a reverse noogie

rate-my-reptile:

Ourm time has Arise

Go forth my minions

(Source: Washington Post)

hotidiot:

spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small

hotidiot:

spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

They’re too lazy

I was literally looking for this gif yesterday and now it popped up on my dashboard. thank you tumblr, thank you.

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

They’re too lazy

I was literally looking for this gif yesterday and now it popped up on my dashboard. thank you tumblr, thank you.

these-little-things-oh:

sassy-gay-justice:

witchlingfumbles:

allthingshyper:

shadowstep-of-bast:

hate-my-human:

secretcallgirl:

kokilax:

randomizeyourmind:

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 
- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

This is perfect

BLESS THIS PERSON

I BOW TO THIS INTENTION

Can we talk about how beautifully this turns rape culture on its head? Instead of “If they weren’t dressed like that they wouldn’t have been raped” THIS IS LITERALLY “IF THEY HADN’T TRIED TO RAPE SOMEONE THEY  WOULDN’T HAVE SPIKES IN THEIR DICK”*

That bold bit~

tumblr, everyone.

these-little-things-oh:

sassy-gay-justice:

witchlingfumbles:

allthingshyper:

shadowstep-of-bast:

hate-my-human:

secretcallgirl:

kokilax:

randomizeyourmind:

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

This is perfect

BLESS THIS PERSON

I BOW TO THIS INTENTION

Can we talk about how beautifully this turns rape culture on its head? Instead of “If they weren’t dressed like that they wouldn’t have been raped” THIS IS LITERALLY “IF THEY HADN’T TRIED TO RAPE SOMEONE THEY  WOULDN’T HAVE SPIKES IN THEIR DICK”*

That bold bit~

tumblr, everyone.

spam-arts:

yall ready for hoenn i sure am

spam-arts:

yall ready for hoenn
i sure am

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

REBLOG IF YOU’RE A DRAGON

(Source: steverogeres)